TOP-SHELF TX DL: FAKE IT 'WHEN YOU MAKE IT

Listen up, fam. You wanna flow around Texas with that real DL? Might want to fake it when you make it. Don't sweat it, this ain't no deal. We got the inside scoop on how to get away with it. First things first, look at the current trends in driver's licenses. You have to be slick about it. We ain't talkin' cheap stuff here. We talkin' top-of-the-li